Comment Card Enthusiast T-Shirts

"My therapist told me to try to avoid negative people."

'How about a game of cards?'

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

Philosopher trading cards.

Sunrise and Sunset

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

Beggar tosses money to the 1%.

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"Social distancing has really changed things at the office. In some ways it's really improved relationships with colleagues. For instance..."

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comment section just solved the Middle East crisis."

Demonization: Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse.

'This doesn't work as a heart-felt plea for world peace, but with some astute editing, it might be great on a greeting card.'

"I work all winter on my beach body, and everyone still stares at you!"

Greetings!

Valentines for Things

'Is this the Lonely Hearts Club?'

"It's a new year, a NEW start!. . . We must put aside our sexist misogynistic past. . ."

Modern Football

'First, you have to admit you have a gambling problem!'

Killing time, and vice versa....

Diamond Geezer.

"He's checking the math for political correctness."

Greeting Cards for the Narcissist.

'I hate chocolates that are gooey inside but I love Valentine's cards that are all gooey inside.'

Reflection greeting cards.

'It's a new miracle pill made from 'get well' cards.'

"THREE quid for a romantic verse? Don't you have any snappy one liners for 50p.?"

'Alf did you see they have frozen the sum you can leave before tax?'