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'I must admit that I've come a long way since I first heard the word speak.'

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

"Cool game!"

"Sorry, but you need at least a Masters to get into the Deep Woods."

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!

'Well, yes, a little lonely, dear. But I have Mog. And my Grand Theft Auto...'

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

Servant talking to her old master about her new position

"I actually know more commands than I respond to."

"Is something funny, soldier?"

"Enough about your Xbox already!"

Consternation/Control

What is the first thing you do straight after England has just won the World Cup?

'In a real car, it's called a gear shift, not a joystick.'

You read the instructions upside down.

"Sounds like a real game changer."

The gaming world.

'Sit! Fetch! Beg! Heel! Speak! When will he make up his mind?'

"Alexa, Alexa on the wall..."

'Doesn't it seem ironic to you that your avitar is a fierce soldier and you live in your parent's basement?' - 'I think of it as being entrenched in an underground bunker.'

"Fire at will!" (Soldiers have names on helmets, Will looks worried).

"Dude...I don't think this kinda battle has a reset button."

My first name is 'sit' and my last name is 'stay'.'

"I moved all of the stuff in the corner since I'm always standing in it anyway."

"Sit, beg, fetch. There - that's all the dog crap I know. Now buzz off."

'Hurry, activate your Huffing and Puffing Shields!'

You cheated on Laurel. With Darlene. What?! You fooled around with Darlene? No. Worse. Much worse. We played Xbox 360. Please tell me that's a filthy term I've never heard of. Hours of video games! I'm a cad!