Command Mastery Prints

'I must admit that I've come a long way since I first heard the word speak.'

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

"Cool game!"

"Sorry, but you need at least a Masters to get into the Deep Woods."

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

"I actually know more commands than I respond to."

'Well, yes, a little lonely, dear. But I have Mog. And my Grand Theft Auto...'

Servant talking to her old master about her new position

Consternation/Control

"Enough about your Xbox already!"

'In a real car, it's called a gear shift, not a joystick.'

You read the instructions upside down.

'Sit! Fetch! Beg! Heel! Speak! When will he make up his mind?'

The gaming world.

"Alexa, Alexa on the wall..."

'Doesn't it seem ironic to you that your avitar is a fierce soldier and you live in your parent's basement?' - 'I think of it as being entrenched in an underground bunker.'

"Fire at will!" (Soldiers have names on helmets, Will looks worried).

"Sit, beg, fetch. There - that's all the dog crap I know. Now buzz off."

"I moved all of the stuff in the corner since I'm always standing in it anyway."

My first name is 'sit' and my last name is 'stay'.'

'Hurry, activate your Huffing and Puffing Shields!'

'Heal!' 'Heel!'

"Dude...I don't think this kinda battle has a reset button."