Command Desk Enthusiast Gifts

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

Lemonade Inc.

Gay Times...

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

"By labeling it, I control it."

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Busy office.

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

Man on beach blowing up an inflatable office.

Office Ergonomics.

401K

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

Internet Cafe.

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

'We're looking for a CEO who would be willing to take the rap.'

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

'Wow, my own desk!'

"Oops! Wrong plug."

Thanks to an elaborate system of mirrors, every employee at Vecon Industries had a window view.

Congratulations on your promotion.

'What a control freak!'

'It's your remote. Hold on to it. Don't let other people push your buttons.' The kind of help men go for.