Command Desk Enthusiast Mugs

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Gay Times...

Lemonade Inc.

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

"By labeling it, I control it."

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Busy office.

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Office Ergonomics.

401K

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

Internet Cafe.

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

'We're looking for a CEO who would be willing to take the rap.'

'Wow, my own desk!'

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

"Oops! Wrong plug."

'What a control freak!'

Congratulations on your promotion.

'It's your remote. Hold on to it. Don't let other people push your buttons.' The kind of help men go for.

"Norman, leadership is about more than telling everyone to be more like you."