Command Central Enthusiast Mugs

'My Way' - 'The Highway'.

You will do as I command...'It had a power surge.'

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

"By labeling it, I control it."

'Why is it he never understands sit , stay or down, but understands spayed and neutered?'

Your Message on Your T-Shirt: 'Do As You Are Told!'

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

Internet Cafe.

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

Verbal Orders

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

"Ramming Speed!"

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

'Which channel would you like to tut at tonight?'

'What a control freak!'

'It's your remote. Hold on to it. Don't let other people push your buttons.' The kind of help men go for.

Meditation vs. Vegetation

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

"I am a control freak."

God creates humans.

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

"Cool game!"

'We've simplified the control to 2 buttons - snooze and panic.'

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

'Well, yes, a little lonely, dear. But I have Mog. And my Grand Theft Auto...'

"I like things to be done my way but by somebody else."

'I tell you, the guy's a total control freak!'

Micromanager of the Year Award: 'No, you need to present the award from my left...and did you do the awards form 87F, 2012?...'

"I have no problem with dictatorships; my problem is with not being the dictator."

"I hope this isn't another one of your crazy bounce-me-off-the-wall ideas."