Command And Conquer Enthusiast Mugs

'Left-right, left-right...why can't they make up their minds?'

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Second lifeReal life.

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'Why is it he never understands sit , stay or down, but understands spayed and neutered?'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

A street fight.

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

'What a control freak!'

'It's your remote. Hold on to it. Don't let other people push your buttons.' The kind of help men go for.

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

'It's about your reports, Mittens. They're incomprehensible -- It's as if you walked across the keyboard, laid down and rolled over it a hundred times, then took a nap on it.'

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

Gamers

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

"I am a control freak."

Dogfights/Drone Fights

You will do as I command...'It had a power surge.'

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

Roman paramedic.

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

'When are you gonna get me some real competition?'

"I like things to be done my way but by somebody else."

Micromanager of the Year Award: 'No, you need to present the award from my left...and did you do the awards form 87F, 2012?...'