Command And Conquer Enthusiast Pillows

'Left-right, left-right...why can't they make up their minds?'

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

Second lifeReal life.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

'Why is it he never understands sit , stay or down, but understands spayed and neutered?'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

A street fight.

'What a control freak!'

'It's your remote. Hold on to it. Don't let other people push your buttons.' The kind of help men go for.

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

'It's about your reports, Mittens. They're incomprehensible -- It's as if you walked across the keyboard, laid down and rolled over it a hundred times, then took a nap on it.'

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

You will do as I command...'It had a power surge.'

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

Gamers

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

"I am a control freak."

Dogfights/Drone Fights

'I felt an overwhelming nostalgia for the old video games where you sit on your arse.'

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

'When are you gonna get me some real competition?'

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

Roman paramedic.

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Park? I'm stuck. Dr. Noodle. I'm paralyzed. I'm not making any progress. Honestly, I'm lost in the trees. I've lost sight of my goals. My health units are low. Units? Unseen enemies are everywhere. I can't sleep. I'm not eating. You're not making sense. Who am I kidding? You're right. The truth? Fine, I admit it. I can't get past level 5!!! I don't do video game counseling. If my mom loved me more, I'd be able to find more ammo.

"I like things to be done my way but by somebody else."