Control Room Enthusiast Mugs

"Touching this button results in world annihilation. Those disregarding this warning will be publicly reprimanded."

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

Toy plane with pilot eject.

"By labeling it, I control it."

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

"...and in conclusion..."

Remote control wars.

Lazy Rower.

'What a control freak!'

'It's your remote. Hold on to it. Don't let other people push your buttons.' The kind of help men go for.

Submarine Hunter.

Remote control car breakdown.

God creates humans.

Remote-controlled Popemobile.

"You seem very remote."

The doctor told my husband to be active, but the only exercise he gets is running around looking for the TV remote.

Remedy for the incurable romantic...

"I am a control freak."

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

Would you run through that again? On. Off.

'We've simplified the control to 2 buttons - snooze and panic.'

'Since when did they change 50 years from 'Golden Anniversary' to 'Remote Control Anniversary?''

"My garage door opens whenever I change television channels."

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

'You had to go one better, didn't you?' - Remote Control implant.

Anger Disposal Experts sent in a remote control operated unit to defuse Ralph's tantrum.

"I like things to be done my way but by somebody else."

'I tell you, the guy's a total control freak!'

Micromanager of the Year Award: 'No, you need to present the award from my left...and did you do the awards form 87F, 2012?...'

'Does it have a remote control?'

"I hope this isn't another one of your crazy bounce-me-off-the-wall ideas."