Car Control Enthusiast Mugs

Driving, there's nothing to it!

"Why do they do that?"

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"I need to tinkle."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Dog Park

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Under pressure.

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Motor Tourism

Useless add-ons.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

Coexist. Coexhaust.

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Deflator mouse

Toy plane with pilot eject.

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

"By labeling it, I control it."

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.