Command Center Strategist Mugs

"This button is for ground-to-air missiles. The other one is for air-to-ground missiles."

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

When cockroaches go unchecked.

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'You'll learn that our corporate structure is a bit unconventional.'

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

"The result of our last meeting are impressive: 3 completely solved crossword puzzles, 7 battleship matches, 5 shopping lists, and 26 really funny doodles."

'He's working on the great American requirements document.'

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"It seems our new computer system is allowing us to implement idiotic ideas ten times faster than we've previously been able to!"

'Right, you peck his left paw, I'll go for the right one.'

You will do as I command...'It had a power surge.'

'Will you make the final table?'

"Phew! I narrowly avoided a near miss!"

DING DONG!

'You can't pour the boiling oil over them yet - I'm still cooking the chips !'

'Our firewall barely protects our content.'

How corporate data wizards decide it's time to re-vamp everything...

"Go human."

Service Entry.

'There's only one piece left. C'mon, we can figure this out.'

'I want to be the first person to land on the sun.'

"Still, I'd rather be here than at the office."

'My Way' - 'The Highway'.

"You all know General Petersen from I.T."

'You idiot! Two is aim, three is fire!'

ROUGH EDGES: The Marines