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"This button is for ground-to-air missiles. The other one is for air-to-ground missiles."

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Board Game Hunter

When cockroaches go unchecked.

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'You'll learn that our corporate structure is a bit unconventional.'

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

'He's working on the great American requirements document.'

"The result of our last meeting are impressive: 3 completely solved crossword puzzles, 7 battleship matches, 5 shopping lists, and 26 really funny doodles."

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"It seems our new computer system is allowing us to implement idiotic ideas ten times faster than we've previously been able to!"

'You won't lose any more money. We're the first fund with a GPS tracking system.'

You will do as I command...'It had a power surge.'

'Right, you peck his left paw, I'll go for the right one.'

'Will you make the final table?'

Bank. 18 month CD 1.0815255645% Paying More digits than any other bank. Interest rates are so low! It's hard to believe this CD has reached maturity --- Just look at how little it's grown! Investing seems extremely risky these days. There's no safe place to get a decent return. They always say investing is a roller coaster. Yeah, but it's not true. On a roller coaster you get back to where you started!

"Phew! I narrowly avoided a near miss!"

'Why do I always pick the slow moving queue?'

DING DONG!

'You can't pour the boiling oil over them yet - I'm still cooking the chips !'

'Our firewall barely protects our content.'

"Go human."

How corporate data wizards decide it's time to re-vamp everything...

Service Entry.

'There's only one piece left. C'mon, we can figure this out.'

'I want to be the first person to land on the sun.'

"Still, I'd rather be here than at the office."

'My Way' - 'The Highway'.

'You idiot! Two is aim, three is fire!'

"You all know General Petersen from I.T."