Command Central Mugs

"Norman's a control freak."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

Second lifeReal life.

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

Internet Cafe.

"Heel! Pass it on."

How the goat got square eyes.

'Which channel would you like to tut at tonight?'

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

Communication Breakdowns

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

Meditation vs. Vegetation

You will do as I command...'It had a power surge.'

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

"Cool game!"

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!

"I'll only be a few minutes more dad!"

“Sarge, could you please stop trying to hold my hand!”

"I actually know more commands than I respond to."

"I'm married to a control freak!"

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

'Well, yes, a little lonely, dear. But I have Mog. And my Grand Theft Auto...'

"She died doing what she loved."

"You'd better not be thinking about using that remote during my show!"

"Back in my day, 'Call of Duty' wasn't a game."

Man and dog.

Telephone explosion

What is the first thing you do straight after England has just won the World Cup?

I resist all change, except for TV channels, of course!

"Enough about your Xbox already!"

"Baldo, I see you read and initialed inventory form G42X.

'What's wrong? You can play any game you want! Mwaahahaha!'