Computer Commander Mugs

Second lifeReal life.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

Infantry.

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

'Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!'

Internet Cafe.

How the goat got square eyes.

Tech support...can I help you!

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

'Which channel would you like to tut at tonight?'

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

'I dunno Jim...Accountancy just doesn't thrill me like it used to.'

Artist painting a cat.

Meditation vs. Vegetation

Manual Labor.

'We're not interested in how you work with people, just computers.'

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

'You don't need separate bedrooms. You need separate computers.'

"I don't know how to do fractions, but I do know how to build a computer that does them for me."

"Cool game!"

True Loves

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

'Tech support says your anti-virus software did not catch the problem since it is not a virus. It's a bacterium.'

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!

Directors Chair and Others.

"I'll only be a few minutes more dad!"

computer trick with teapot and cup

"You fix computers, and I fix people. Judging by the shape you're in, my job will be a lot more challenging than yours."

"I actually know more commands than I respond to."