Computer Commander Prints

Second lifeReal life.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

'Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!'

Internet Cafe.

How the goat got square eyes.

Tech support...can I help you!

'Which channel would you like to tut at tonight?'

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

Manual Labor.

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

'I dunno Jim...Accountancy just doesn't thrill me like it used to.'

Artist painting a cat.

'We're not interested in how you work with people, just computers.'

True Loves

'You don't need separate bedrooms. You need separate computers.'

"Cool game!"

"I don't know how to do fractions, but I do know how to build a computer that does them for me."

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

'Tech support says your anti-virus software did not catch the problem since it is not a virus. It's a bacterium.'

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!

Directors Chair and Others.

"I'll only be a few minutes more dad!"

computer trick with teapot and cup

"She died doing what she loved."

"You fix computers, and I fix people. Judging by the shape you're in, my job will be a lot more challenging than yours."

'And I'll bet that there's a cute little war story that goes with each one of them.'