Cryptic Commander Prints

Military Intelligence - Cross word puzzle instead of medal ribbons.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Second lifeReal life.

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

Internet Cafe.

M16 Code-breakers office

Football anagram: Curse straw mat (Answer: Marcus Stewart.)

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

Quest for pirate's treasure - hidden prizes in consumer goods.

"I think Baxter needs a break."

"Ed always wears a poker face. His specialty is password encryption at the NSA."

Cryptologists Anonymous

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

'Remember that code we couldn't decipher for seven years? We deciphered it - but do we want to know everything there is to know about rainfall in eastern Peru?'

Raccoons! Single file into the crate! Snake! Back in your hole! Crickets! Keep it down! Animal Control Freak.

"I'll only be a few minutes more dad!"

Inflation wave

"For what it's worth, next week all your stars and planets will be in good aspect for you to launch an invasion of England."

'You talk in riddles!' 'I'M A POET!

Alan Turing

"Hey, guess what we're having for dinner tomorrow."

NSA Now Hiring: "Must be a good listener."

'I've cracked it! It's all in German!'

"I was reluctant at first to let you introduce art classes to the colony, but the morale of my workers and soldiers has definitely improved!"

"Back in my day, 'Call of Duty' wasn't a game."

"He's the best man in our cipher department, sir. Even we don't understand his stuff. He used to do assembly instructions for Ikea."

Possum Army HQ. Here's the casualty report, sir --- You have to take it with a grain of salt, of course.

'Well, YOU call it bad penmanship, I call it encryption.'

Secret agents exchange Christmas greetings.

'Shhh! The room could be humaned. - In bug spyworld.