Calculator Commander Prints

'I dunno Jim...Accountancy just doesn't thrill me like it used to.'

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

Second lifeReal life.

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

"Have you been working out?"

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

Bill was so determined to Twitter no one dared tell him he couldn't do it with a calculator.

"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much."

'Division is just like addition except you have to use a different button on the calculator.'

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

'I wish there were true and false questions on math tests. At least that way I'd have a 70% chance of getting one right.'

"10 - 9 - 8 - 7 — Get your finger out of my ear! Buzz, go sit down. Now I lost count. Re-starting countdown: 100 - 99 - 98 — Buzz, I swear to god..."

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

'Well, arithmetic IS important. It let's you understand money so you can buy batteries for your calculator.'

"I see a flaw in your financial calculation."

Blaise Pascal

School Supply Room. Look at this -- a calculator, a protractor and a compass! You've discovered the missing weapons of math instruction!

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

"I'll only be a few minutes more dad!"

'Oh yeah, well your dad may have a better calculator, but my dad can add without one.'

'Wow, Professor Jones, that's an impressive back-of-the-envelope calculation!'

'We think it's time we told you - you were early adopted.'

'... Can Willis come out and calculate formulae?'

"I can't believe I scored so low on my algebra test."

G.P.S. for Poor Math Students

"Our clients like their accountants to use their 'imagination', but most would still prefer their returns in a spreadsheet."

'What's wrong? You can play any game you want! Mwaahahaha!'

"Back in my day, 'Call of Duty' wasn't a game."

Dear Santa- Thanks for the awesome gift! p.s. did you know cellphones have built-in calculators? p.p.s. you suck.

"It shouldn't happen this way. I'll have to alter the data."

'If the total is wrong, is the whole thing wrong?'

Accountant job

'You have to learn arithmetic in case your computer crashes.'

'Their parents aren't going to be very happy with one of their predictions. They discovered that when they're ready for college, tuition will be around $18,000 a year.'

People think accountancy is just about numbers, but there is also the fractions, the percentages