Calculator Commander Pillows

'I dunno Jim...Accountancy just doesn't thrill me like it used to.'

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

Second lifeReal life.

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

"Have you been working out?"

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much."

'Division is just like addition except you have to use a different button on the calculator.'

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

'I wish there were true and false questions on math tests. At least that way I'd have a 70% chance of getting one right.'

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

"10 - 9 - 8 - 7 — Get your finger out of my ear! Buzz, go sit down. Now I lost count. Re-starting countdown: 100 - 99 - 98 — Buzz, I swear to god..."

'Well, arithmetic IS important. It let's you understand money so you can buy batteries for your calculator.'

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

Blaise Pascal

"I see a flaw in your financial calculation."

"I'll only be a few minutes more dad!"

'Oh yeah, well your dad may have a better calculator, but my dad can add without one.'

'We think it's time we told you - you were early adopted.'

'Wow, Professor Jones, that's an impressive back-of-the-envelope calculation!'

'... Can Willis come out and calculate formulae?'

"Back in my day, 'Call of Duty' wasn't a game."

'What's wrong? You can play any game you want! Mwaahahaha!'

Dear Santa- Thanks for the awesome gift! p.s. did you know cellphones have built-in calculators? p.p.s. you suck.

"Our clients like their accountants to use their 'imagination', but most would still prefer their returns in a spreadsheet."

"I can't believe I scored so low on my algebra test."

"It shouldn't happen this way. I'll have to alter the data."

'If the total is wrong, is the whole thing wrong?'

Accountant job

'You have to learn arithmetic in case your computer crashes.'

'Their parents aren't going to be very happy with one of their predictions. They discovered that when they're ready for college, tuition will be around $18,000 a year.'

People think accountancy is just about numbers, but there is also the fractions, the percentages

"My whole life passed before my eyes except the part where I learned the multiplication tables."