Calculators Pillows

'You'll find that math gets easier as you learn how to use a calculator.'

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

"Where the hell's my pocket calculator?"

"Have you been working out?"

'Division is just like addition except you have to use a different button on the calculator.'

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

'I dunno Jim...Accountancy just doesn't thrill me like it used to.'

Business Meeting

'Hell's freezing over. The only thing I can figure is that Professor Crenshaw finally traded in his slide rule for a calculator.'

'Well, arithmetic IS important. It let's you understand money so you can buy batteries for your calculator.'

Blaise Pascal

'We think it's time we told you - you were early adopted.'

'Wow, Professor Jones, that's an impressive back-of-the-envelope calculation!'

'... Can Willis come out and calculate formulae?'

'Oh yeah, well your dad may have a better calculator, but my dad can add without one.'

"According to my calculations, you should float now...I think..."

All Eggs in One Basket world headquarters

Dear Santa- Thanks for the awesome gift! p.s. did you know cellphones have built-in calculators? p.p.s. you suck.

"I can't believe I scored so low on my algebra test."

"Our clients like their accountants to use their 'imagination', but most would still prefer their returns in a spreadsheet."

'After two days of intensive calculations I have figures out why your company doesn't make any profit: your expenses are too high. That'll be 4, 785,000 euros, please.'

ACcountants Lunch

Watch Salesman

'If the total is wrong, is the whole thing wrong?'

Accountant job

'We strongly recommend you buy the service plan.'

People think accountancy is just about numbers, but there is also the fractions, the percentages

'I think that's right, but let me check.'

"Does it say what we use for money?"