Collecting Calculators Pillows

'Hell's freezing over. The only thing I can figure is that Professor Crenshaw finally traded in his slide rule for a calculator.'

Sundial Time

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'And she's got to have implants out to here.'

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"Tell me, Frankie, what time is it?"

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

Bill was so determined to Twitter no one dared tell him he couldn't do it with a calculator.

The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

Theory A Day Calendar.

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

Dog Calenders.

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'

"You're late."

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

Time Table

"Please feel free to browse."

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

'Figuring out what a day equals is hard. I think I'll work on something easier ... '

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

T.S. Eliot calendar.

"No, no, no! Thirty days hath September!"

Cuckoo bird in office.

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

"And when the little hand gets to the nine, it means... ah, just check your cell phones."

Blaise Pascal

'Well, arithmetic IS important. It let's you understand money so you can buy batteries for your calculator.'