Collecting Calculators Prints

'Hell's freezing over. The only thing I can figure is that Professor Crenshaw finally traded in his slide rule for a calculator.'

Sundial Time

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

'And she's got to have implants out to here.'

"Tell me, Frankie, what time is it?"

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

"Number 2. Step forward please."

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

Theory A Day Calendar.

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'

"You're late."

Time Table

"Please feel free to browse."

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

T.S. Eliot calendar.

"No, no, no! Thirty days hath September!"

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

Cuckoo bird in office.

'Well, arithmetic IS important. It let's you understand money so you can buy batteries for your calculator.'

"And when the little hand gets to the nine, it means... ah, just check your cell phones."

Blaise Pascal

Waiting for the 5 o'clock hooter.