Command Master Mugs

Start their day with a mug that proudly proclaims their mastery of command. Perfect for the command master who loves a good dose of humor with their coffee or tea.

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'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again' mockup

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

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'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!' mockup

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

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"I actually know more commands than I respond to."

"I actually know more commands than I respond to." mockup

"I actually know more commands than I respond to."

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My first name is 'sit' and my last name is 'stay'.'

My first name is 'sit' and my last name is 'stay'.' mockup

My first name is 'sit' and my last name is 'stay'.'

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Second lifeReal life.

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'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!' mockup

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

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'You're texting? Wait--'

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Man and brain

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"I'm not the only one who hates you changing the channel every second. Now when you want to watch TV, the remote escapes."

"I'm not the only one who hates you changing the channel every second. Now when you want to watch TV, the remote escapes." mockup

"I'm not the only one who hates you changing the channel every second. Now when you want to watch TV, the remote escapes."

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'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.' mockup

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

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"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ." mockup

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

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"Will you stop 'tutting' until I've finished my report."

"Will you stop 'tutting' until I've finished my report." mockup

"Will you stop 'tutting' until I've finished my report."

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'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile. mockup

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

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"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there." mockup

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

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'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

'That seating section is for video gamers only.' mockup

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

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"FISH ON"

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The Art of Bantering!

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'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...' mockup

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

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"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected." mockup

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

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"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike." mockup

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

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Welcome to Silicon Valley...the user friendly place.

Welcome to Silicon Valley...the user friendly place. mockup

Welcome to Silicon Valley...the user friendly place.

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"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?" mockup

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

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Mind control

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'My son is studying communications in college. He never writes, calls, texts, or emails his parents.'

'My son is studying communications in college. He never writes, calls, texts, or emails his parents.' mockup

'My son is studying communications in college. He never writes, calls, texts, or emails his parents.'

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"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana." mockup

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

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TV Remote undoes a man's trousers. mockup

TV Remote undoes a man's trousers.

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'Helen! I'm all settled in and I don't want to get up. Would you get the remote for me?'

'Helen! I'm all settled in and I don't want to get up. Would you get the remote for me?' mockup

'Helen! I'm all settled in and I don't want to get up. Would you get the remote for me?'

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"Cool game!"

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'We've simplified the control to 2 buttons - snooze and panic.'

'We've simplified the control to 2 buttons - snooze and panic.' mockup

'We've simplified the control to 2 buttons - snooze and panic.'

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Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played! mockup

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!

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"I'll only be a few minutes more dad!" mockup

"I'll only be a few minutes more dad!"

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I'm so busy at home I need three hands. One for the chips, one for the beer, and one for the remote!

I'm so busy at home I need three hands. One for the chips, one for the beer, and one for the remote! mockup

I'm so busy at home I need three hands. One for the chips, one for the beer, and one for the remote!

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'Well, yes, a little lonely, dear. But I have Mog. And my Grand Theft Auto...'

'Well, yes, a little lonely, dear. But I have Mog. And my Grand Theft Auto...' mockup

'Well, yes, a little lonely, dear. But I have Mog. And my Grand Theft Auto...'

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'It's the TV remote - he has a death grip on it.'

'It's the TV remote - he has a death grip on it.' mockup

'It's the TV remote - he has a death grip on it.'

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Servant talking to her old master about her new position

Servant talking to her old master about her new position mockup

Servant talking to her old master about her new position

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Command Master Mugs Collection

Command Master Pillows

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