Command Caller Gifts

'Fetch!...Sit!...Heel!...Paw!...They're not great conversationists, are they?'

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

"Heel! Pass it on."

"Hi..just ringing to see if you got my e-mail?"

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

'This call may be monitored and added to our endless metadata for no apparent reason.'

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

"Police dramas just aren't what they used to be."

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'

'It's for you.'

Alexander Graham Bell receives his first telephone call.

Man and dog.

Dogs discussing human commend pet peeves.

"Mom! You and dad won't believe this, but right now I'm watching two flies making out on top of a can of soda!!" Dan was really lonely.

'Talk about fun, Joey! I dialed a zillion numbers and talked to all kinds of people I couldn't even understand!'

Scooter thinks outside the box of treats

"We are currently experiencing a high volume of calls but your prayer is important to us so please stay on the line and one of our ....."

'Are these your children?! They're absolutely gorgeous!'

"Sit, beg, fetch. There - that's all the dog crap I know. Now buzz off."

So sorry, I dialled the wrong number. I dialled my salary by mistake.

"I installed Skype, so it'll be just like you never went away to college."

Sergeant shouting at soldiers

'Well, if I got the wrong number how come you answered the phone?'

'All in favor, touch your nose and lift your left eyebrow.'

"Hi. Steve Smith here. Just calling to say hello and touch base. Well, bye. Hi. Steve Smith here. Just calling to say hello and touch base. Well, bye. Hi..."

"I know t's tech-support, but, for two fifty a minute, I expect you to talk dirty."