Coming Of Age Pillows

Girl to mother: 'Don't call me a teenager. From now on, I want to be referred to as a pre-adult.'

Michelle was the first in her class to pupate.

'I'm guessing it'll have to be by text.'

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

"Come along, son. We are at but the beginning of a long and arduous journey."

Forming the adolescent personality

'Your father and I would rather you didn't go out tonight, Jessica dear!'

'Of course I've become more mature since you started treating me. You've been at it since I was 14 years old.'

Father gives son luggage for his 18th birthday.

'I heard that as soon as we become aware of our sexual impulses, whatever they are, we'll have to hide them.'

Suddenly...puberty hit Irwin!

Two seconds after the moment you reach adulthood.

'Our little 'birds and bees' talk went really well. I learned quite a lot.'

Ted hits puberty...

"Your mother wanted you to have this for good luck. It's her foot."

Snowboy becomes a Snowman.

'Teenagers'

'We think you're old enough to be told now, Son - I'm your mother, and he's your father.'

"Look, I'm going to need a better description. It so happens a LOT of people have lost their innocence in the past few years!"

'Frankly, I don't know what to believe. They say if it sounds too good to be true, it usually is.'

The statue of puberty.

You Are Now Entering Adulthood

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

'I went from happy meals to happy hours.'

"Are you properly qualified to give advice on this Dad?"

"I'm proud of you...you're reaching that age where you're thinking about the future...you're making decisions about your life, what you want to do, what you want to be..."

"Someday you'll understand the ways of the world...with the exception of tax and health insurance forms."

'Son, I think you're old enough now to know about the birds and the fleas.'

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

High Pants/Low Pants.

'Son, you're old enough now to know, there's no such thing as Christmas.'

'He's beginning to notice girls.'

'Did you get a chance to get your hair cut, dear?'