Coming Of Age Celebration Pillows

'Remember when he was younger and his invisible friends did not require a high speed Internet connection?'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

Cow Pinatas

Pinocchio's Second Realization

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Pilot with champagne.

'Sure, go ahead! Evolve! It's all the rage, I know! Have fun! I'll just sit here in this murky, primordial soup with nothing but plankton for company. Why should you stay here with your mother? The one who raised you, fed you...'

Beers

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

Dating is so expensive...

Green Balloon

Let's Celebrate

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

Happy Days Are Here Again

Champagne

As a rule, all surprise parties start out with good intentions.

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

Evolution of the Birthday Party.

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

Prosecco

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

The Happiest Hen in Acle

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."