Comical Tension Explorer Pillows

Go on! It'll be funny!

Tension filled the tent.

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

'In the interest of spending more time with my children, I've put Bobby and Emily in charge of corporate strategy.'

The Great Rainbow of China

'Pay no attention to him. He's just a disgruntled former employee.'

"We don't like the same marriage counselor gags anymore."

STRIP "Looks like the escalators on the blink again"

'Time ou! ... Flea!'

'Aren't you glad we had this meeting to resolve our conflict?'

"Oh, sure, Mr. Nice Guy robot, bringing in the pastries...we get fat and you just sit there, charging your batteries!"

'He arrested two kids yesterday. One for drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. He charged one and let the other off!'

'Have you done any stand-up?'

Open Mic Nacht

Quick Sand and Slow Sand

'It's bad enough that the stupid cruise ship didn't pick us up...'

"Oh, look - a Halloweiner dog!"

'I gave the Captain a thousand bucks to strand us on an uninhabited island with nothing but a musket.'

"I showed Tia Carmen these really funny cartoons I drew...but she didn't laugh."

Man caught in fishing lines

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

"What have I told you about shoplifting, son!"

The Quack Quack Diaries - Quack Quack Joins The Army

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 4.

'What a beautiful landscape!'

'You've never heard of 'prop wash'?'

'Do you have something in mind?'

Top South African soap: Neighboers.

Thief on Royal Mail train - "Hi - I'm on the gravy train."

'He's got it made, Derek - I know men who'd pay good money to get trampled on all over like that!'

Mime artist in library.

"No, this isn't Mt. Sinai..."

'I suggest we try somewhere else.'

"Have you discovered what's making you so stressed?"