Comical Tension Explorer Prints

Tension filled the tent.

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

'In the interest of spending more time with my children, I've put Bobby and Emily in charge of corporate strategy.'

The Great Rainbow of China

'Pay no attention to him. He's just a disgruntled former employee.'

"We don't like the same marriage counselor gags anymore."

STRIP "Looks like the escalators on the blink again"

'Time ou! ... Flea!'

'Aren't you glad we had this meeting to resolve our conflict?'

"Oh, sure, Mr. Nice Guy robot, bringing in the pastries...we get fat and you just sit there, charging your batteries!"

'He arrested two kids yesterday. One for drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. He charged one and let the other off!'

Quick Sand and Slow Sand

'Have you done any stand-up?'

"I showed Tia Carmen these really funny cartoons I drew...but she didn't laugh."

Man caught in fishing lines

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

"What have I told you about shoplifting, son!"

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 4.

"Oh, look - a Halloweiner dog!"

'What a beautiful landscape!'

'I gave the Captain a thousand bucks to strand us on an uninhabited island with nothing but a musket.'

'You've never heard of 'prop wash'?'

'Do you have something in mind?'

Mime artist in library.

'If you must know Harriet; I'm heading for the Pacific Rim.'

Top South African soap: Neighboers.

'It's 'Wolverines Without Borders'. . . They want you to perform classic Fusco material in development countries where people don't have access to the comics.'

Thief on Royal Mail train - "Hi - I'm on the gravy train."

'He's got it made, Derek - I know men who'd pay good money to get trampled on all over like that!'

'I suggest we try somewhere else.'

"Have you discovered what's making you so stressed?"