Comedy Intrigue Explorer Prints

"Oh, so you're my husband's mistress?!... Well, I'm afraid he can't talk to you right now. He's on another line."

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

Scarpia's Palace

"Hi, kid! Did you watch 'Sesame Street' today?"

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"We don't like the same marriage counselor gags anymore."

Emperor Trump and Sultan Erdogan

STRIP "Looks like the escalators on the blink again"

Religious toilets.

'Time ou! ... Flea!'

"Day 1: Back in the carrier."

'I think we floated a little 'too far' down stream.'

'Have you done any stand-up?'

"Oh, sure, Mr. Nice Guy robot, bringing in the pastries...we get fat and you just sit there, charging your batteries!"

'He arrested two kids yesterday. One for drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. He charged one and let the other off!'

Quick Sand and Slow Sand

A Man has just died of a Heart attack about to enter a Cardiology centre

'Good day on Wall Street?'

'I gave the Captain a thousand bucks to strand us on an uninhabited island with nothing but a musket.'

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

"What have I told you about shoplifting, son!"

"I showed Tia Carmen these really funny cartoons I drew...but she didn't laugh."

Man caught in fishing lines

'What a beautiful landscape!'

"Oh, look - a Halloweiner dog!"

'Wait! -- We'll never develop a meaningful relationship if you keep knocking me unconscious!'

'You've never heard of 'prop wash'?'

'Uh-oh.'

"No, this isn't Mt. Sinai..."

"Darling, we can't go on meeting like this. My husband is starting to get suspicious."

'If you must know Harriet; I'm heading for the Pacific Rim.'

'I suggest we try somewhere else.'