Comedy Intrigue Explorer Gifts

"Oh, so you're my husband's mistress?!... Well, I'm afraid he can't talk to you right now. He's on another line."

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

"Hi, kid! Did you watch 'Sesame Street' today?"

Scarpia's Palace

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"We don't like the same marriage counselor gags anymore."

Religious toilets.

STRIP "Looks like the escalators on the blink again"

Emperor Trump and Sultan Erdogan

'Time ou! ... Flea!'

'I think we floated a little 'too far' down stream.'

"Day 1: Back in the carrier."

"Oh, sure, Mr. Nice Guy robot, bringing in the pastries...we get fat and you just sit there, charging your batteries!"

Quick Sand and Slow Sand

'Have you done any stand-up?'

Open Mic Nacht

'He arrested two kids yesterday. One for drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. He charged one and let the other off!'

'It's bad enough that the stupid cruise ship didn't pick us up...'

A Man has just died of a Heart attack about to enter a Cardiology centre

'Good day on Wall Street?'

Man caught in fishing lines

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

"What have I told you about shoplifting, son!"

'What a beautiful landscape!'

"I showed Tia Carmen these really funny cartoons I drew...but she didn't laugh."

The Quack Quack Diaries - Quack Quack Joins The Army

"Oh, look - a Halloweiner dog!"

'I gave the Captain a thousand bucks to strand us on an uninhabited island with nothing but a musket.'

'Wait! -- We'll never develop a meaningful relationship if you keep knocking me unconscious!'

'Uh-oh.'

'You've never heard of 'prop wash'?'

'I suggest we try somewhere else.'

"Darling, we can't go on meeting like this. My husband is starting to get suspicious."

'If you must know Harriet; I'm heading for the Pacific Rim.'