Comedic Tension Aficionado Pillows

Don't mind him, I'm incredibly famous and he is my fan

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

Animal Olympics: 'What do you say next year we have some non-cheetah races?'

'Pay no attention to him. He's just a disgruntled former employee.'

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

"You heading south again this summer?"

'I'm all talked out. Let's look into some gene therapy.'

'Evil Olive'- An evil olive has taken out his co-workers with cocktail swords.

Man and Women in a Boxing Ring

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"Good Dad, Bad Dad"

'I'm a genetically modified fish aimed at the environmentalist market.'

'Yeah, Kirby, it hurts like hell, but dang if I can't stop wigglin' it.'

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

'If they let me take you home for christmas, I'll be able to unwrap you with the presents...'

LARGE FRONT

'So, what have we learnt here? We do not have knife fights on the bouncy castle!'

'Oh... I was supposed to swallow the pill?!'

MPs opt for longer surgery opening hours: Gp's have to be available when the public needs them... We won't be able to look at it until after the six week Christmas break!

"I brought popcorn..."

Blower wars.

"When you said you were getting a pet to help you through the lockdown, I thought you meant a cat."

Eskimo in Igloo

'He doesn't like to be called an Optometrist. He prefers the title 'Visionary'!'

"Also, this apartment comes with easy access to the stray cats in the alley."

Hmmm, this reminds me...your mother called last night.