Comical Interactions Lover Pillows

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"Call me?"

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

Love is in the air...

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

Reading the sports pages.

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

Salt and Pepper

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

...My feng shui would be incompatible with your sumo wrestling.

Boyfriend of the Month.

Lady asking her fiance's son if she can be his new mother.

"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

A Prickly Pair

"You don't sniff my butt anymore."

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

'How can you say I'm a bad actress, Tarzan?'

I want to hold your hand

What a gentleman imagines while he holds a door open.

"I never let my hair down on the first date."

Aging Problems

Lovers in toile de jouy

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'