Comical Interactions Lover Pillows

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"Call me?"

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

Love is in the air...

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

Reading the sports pages.

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

Salt and Pepper

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

Boyfriend of the Month.

A Prickly Pair

"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

...My feng shui would be incompatible with your sumo wrestling.

Lady asking her fiance's son if she can be his new mother.

"It's about time."

Early man wasn't exactly enthusiastic about the development of language.

"You don't sniff my butt anymore."

George Clooney Machine

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

What a gentleman imagines while he holds a door open.

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!

Aging Problems

'How can you say I'm a bad actress, Tarzan?'

"I never let my hair down on the first date."

Lovers in toile de jouy

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'