Cute Interaction Lover Pillows

Turtle rings doorbell of another turtle.

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

Sorry

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

Baby frog with fly mobile.

'I appeared to start selling more when I stopped appearing to sell.'

Bar Therapy

Boyfriend scores notches on wall by bed.

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

Valentine's Day calls for a romantic candlelight dinner and soft music. Then a trip back to my place for some heavy groping and groaning.

A man playing with a baby

'Mind you, this isn't a secret I'd tell just everybody.'

'Yes, I laugh at most things, but it doesn't mean I can't have a serious conversation...'

"This is humiliating. Couldn't you drop me a block from school?"

'Let's go some place where we can walk.'

'I'll get my people to talk to your people, and we can go off and have a picnic.'

Lady praises date for being a good conversationalist.

Human empathy

"If I had my life to live over again, I'd unlearn macrame."

"I was hoping for a hug afterwards."

"Nice talking to you."

"Sure, you can talk the talk, but can you swim the swim?"

After years of experimentation, scientists remain dubious about whether there really is such a thing as the Cute Particle.

""Forget that 'Age Before Beauty' stuff. I want to stay behind you to keep an eye on you!"

Taxi Debates

"Hey! That's my little brother! Only I get to bully him."

"We're going to be late."