Human Contact Lover Pillows

"I was hoping for a hug afterwards."

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

"Well, that one got away."

"You know, I'm really more the 'humanities' type."

'Time out! He needs a hug!!'

"Hang on — I'll go take off my work body and put on my comfy body, too."

Change your style, learn to smile!

Coronovirus dreams

'Have a little patience, Sir - We're not machines...'

'Mrs Jones is our designated hugger for junior executives.'

"Could you help me with this?"

"I said, wrap your arms around me you unromantic fool!"

Psychiatry. Your disorientation is number 2248 in my psychiatry manual. You mean my daze is numbered?

'Mozzie Mozzie Mozzie!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!'

'Oh, no, Dad wants to give me a hug. I can't escape.'

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

Human empathy

"Amidst all of the devastation, it's important to find love."

'Do you mind if I play through?'

"What?"

Boss, what's the best way to break up with someone without hurting her feelings? Hush money. What? Offer the dumpee a cashier's check for $5,000 on the condition she refrains from having hurt feelings. If she just can't do that, then you should be compassionate and offer her a $1,000 check as long as she agrees not to burden you with her hurt feelings. Very bad man. Compassion is an essential component of any severance package.

"I'm sick of you going off on me all the time!"

"Sure, you can talk the talk, but can you swim the swim?"

'This could be a new record!'

'I'm just opening him now. Stand by and I will give you a detailed description of what I find inside your husband...uh...hello?'

'Beep... Hello, it's the Black Knight again... Could we move our fight to Thursday morning? Call me back...'

"Cute cat videos, again! But I'm right here!"

'You don't me- I'm not on Twitter or Facebook but I would like to be your friend,'

Surrogate Hugger.

Mouse escaping a cat.

Boy Offers Hugs for Fifty Pence

Be Cheerful - if nothing else it'll drive people crazy.

'it's okay. The package says 'facial quality'.'

'No, I can talk.'