Comical Creatures Pillows

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

The Pink Bantha

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Bubble gum leaves

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

Did you find our menorah?

"Fanfare for the common man-thing."

"Next year, let's wish for a pony."

'Who's that painted lady?'

Servant Painting Targets Around Arrows Shot by a King

'This is tasty and all, but do you really think this is a great idea considering we have hundreds of teeth?'

'Use a tissue, dear. There's an icicle on your nose.'

Female sock walks away from male sock, saying: 'Look, it's just a trial separation, OK?'

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

Extinct dinosaur...

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

"Well yes, technically penguin's are flightless birds..."

Sasquatch/Summersquatch

Brenda lost not only the egg toss, but something much, much more.

"I want to make it with you."

"Oooh, look — a penny!"

May I get a little extra recess time, Ma'am? I've got to hunt and crush my lunch!

"Ok, Monica, here's where it gets weird."

'And they lived happily ever after - well beyond their means.'

"You've just eaten half of Chicago and wonder why you've got Gas? That's why they call it the Windy City Stupid!"

'You just stood there and let them put a bell on you? -- What were you THINKING?'

'I see the glass as half-full. Whereas he sees the glass and blames me for the naked man hiding in the closet.'