Comical Creatures Mugs

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

Bubble gum leaves

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

Did you find our menorah?

"Fanfare for the common man-thing."

"Next year, let's wish for a pony."

'Who's that painted lady?'

Servant Painting Targets Around Arrows Shot by a King

'Use a tissue, dear. There's an icicle on your nose.'

'This is tasty and all, but do you really think this is a great idea considering we have hundreds of teeth?'

Female sock walks away from male sock, saying: 'Look, it's just a trial separation, OK?'

Extinct dinosaur...

"Oooh, look — a penny!"

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

"I want to make it with you."

Sasquatch/Summersquatch

"Well yes, technically penguin's are flightless birds..."

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

Brenda lost not only the egg toss, but something much, much more.

"You've just eaten half of Chicago and wonder why you've got Gas? That's why they call it the Windy City Stupid!"

May I get a little extra recess time, Ma'am? I've got to hunt and crush my lunch!

'You just stood there and let them put a bell on you? -- What were you THINKING?'

'And they lived happily ever after - well beyond their means.'

"Ok, Monica, here's where it gets weird."

'I see the glass as half-full. Whereas he sees the glass and blames me for the naked man hiding in the closet.'

Couple in front of computer. Screen reads 'Internet shopping with husband'. Husband is huffing, puffing and sighing.