Comedy Critters Pillows

Servant Painting Targets Around Arrows Shot by a King

"I DID hold it tight! You oulled too hard!"

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

"No no, I said sit!!"

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

Obedience School Graduation

His Master's Thesis.

Woman leaves dog in rain...he gets into a car to wait in the dry.

Dogs life

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

"I finally caught you... now what?"

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

'Oh, oh, a pack of dogs! Stand still amd maybe they won't notice us.'

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."