Comical Canine Coach Gifts

'Guess what, Squaw? Me finally teach Running Dog to fetch my moccasins.'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"No no, I said sit!!"

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

His Master's Thesis.

"I finally caught you... now what?"

Woman leaves dog in rain...he gets into a car to wait in the dry.

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

Dog fetching clown shoes.

Dogs life

'Oh, oh, a pack of dogs! Stand still amd maybe they won't notice us.'

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

'Why is it he never understands sit , stay or down, but understands spayed and neutered?'

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."