Canine Coach Gifts

'Patience, consistency and treats are really great training tools...and they work well with dogs, too.'

'I've finally gotten him to come when I call.'

'He chews things.'

Dog and Runner Jumping Hurdles Together

'Part of retrieving, Ben, is knowing when to let go!'

'Now, now terror, it's for your own good.'

"Man, why do they call it 'doggie-doo' when what they really mean is "doggie-don't"?

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

'Being the world's smartest breed of dog is too much pressure for some Weimaraners.'

'Gladys, I don't think you should let Buster fetch the paper anymore.'

"By making him retrieve the ball I'm teaching him the self-reliance he'll need every day at work."

'Let me know when.'

Come on, I have agility training soon.

STRIP Hambone: 'He refuses to come in'

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Fetch! What about a please?"

"So far, I've taught him to fetch."

"No, no, you're just going through the motions. Fetch like you mean it."

Jump Boy!God, your life must be dull.

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

'If I am a bad dog, it's because you never took time to teach me right from wrong.'

'I'm teaching rover to fetch my slippers. Unfortunately, I haven't broken him of chewing yet.'

'Everybody misses a fish now and then, Ben. Once you can accept that, I'll turn you loose.'

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"Alright then,stay there- I WILL be obeyed!"

Rusty's attention wandered halfway through obedience training.

"Obedience school prepared me for everything but cats."

"This is Max - he's helping me with some new tricks."

"Should I tell her I'm a PTSD support dog specializing in disease and illegal drug scent detection?" "Should I tell him his ear's inside out?"

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

"Sit, beg, fetch. There - that's all the dog crap I know. Now buzz off."

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'