Comic Strip Seeker Pillows

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

You give men a bad name. No, you give human beings a bad name. Wait. You give all life forms a bad name. What do you have to say for yourself? I'm a very giving person.

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

Grace For Flies

Today we'll see some misused or misunderstood financial and economic terms. It's said inflation can hurt the economy. But it's absolutely in the tire business. I bought this warm puffy jacket with cash. A down payment. We like beer and coffee. Our most valuable liquid assets. In a monopoly breakup, the race car would to go one person and the dog to another. And when I become either a buyer or a seller. He's shorting the market!

They're Not Just That Into It

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

Batman at the Maternity Ward

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Fly Football

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'No ice.'

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

Assault 'n' Vinegar

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

"If you'd only come to me sooner I wouldn't have had to go to lunch."

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

Please Drove Carefully.

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

"But if you cure my hypochondria I won't have any hobbies."