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'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

Grace For Flies

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

Batman at the Maternity Ward

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Fly Football

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

Assault 'n' Vinegar

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

'No ice.'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

Support group for sheep.

"But if you cure my hypochondria I won't have any hobbies."

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

Please Drove Carefully.

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"If you'd only come to me sooner I wouldn't have had to go to lunch."