Comic Amusement Seeker T-Shirts

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

The Zoo.

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Clown on bike.

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'Fetch.'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Transylvanian backpackers.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

The Runaway Horse

Giraffe Umbrella

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

A caveman paints from life

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

'He lives for his holidays.'

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

National Everything Awareness Day

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'