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Theron Heir hands off the Rudy Park writing duties to long-time artist Darrin Bell. I'm scared. Rudy Park is my baby. I know what you mean. It must feel like the first time you had me babysit your kid. There were tears, maybe a small fire … I may have forgotten to change him … You mean my two kids. The point is, he survived. More or less.

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

Grace For Flies

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

They're Not Just That Into It

Today we'll see some misused or misunderstood financial and economic terms. It's said inflation can hurt the economy. But it's absolutely in the tire business. I bought this warm puffy jacket with cash. A down payment. We like beer and coffee. Our most valuable liquid assets. In a monopoly breakup, the race car would to go one person and the dog to another. And when I become either a buyer or a seller. He's shorting the market!

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

'No ice.'

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

Support group for sheep.

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

Please Drove Carefully.

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

"If you'd only come to me sooner I wouldn't have had to go to lunch."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

"But if you cure my hypochondria I won't have any hobbies."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."