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Great moments in cartoon history: Scott Johnston cartoons introduces the single panel cartoon laugh track.

Judgment Day is coming next Monday. Repent. Now, hold on. How can I believe you when so many dire prophecies haven't come true? I sealed myself in a shelter twice in the late '60s, hid in the Appalachian Mountains a decade later. A huge bunching of Judgment Day visions in the late '80s led me to simply get a time share in the Colorado mountains … Getting out of town doesn't spare you Judgment Day. I don't think. Lemme double-check the clues in Marmaduke. Mostly I needed an excuse to get away. Th

You have the constitution of a comic strip character with twice your newspaper circulation, Mr. Fusco. ??

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

Grace For Flies

They're Not Just That Into It

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"We only got six days of funding."

Fly Football

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Assault 'n' Vinegar

The Amazing Man-Spider

'No ice.'

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

"You've changed."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"The hyenas started it."

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

Fish hunting for men.

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'