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Great moments in cartoon history: Scott Johnston cartoons introduces the single panel cartoon laugh track.

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Grace For Flies

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"We only got six days of funding."

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

Fly Football

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

The Amazing Man-Spider

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

'No ice.'

Assault 'n' Vinegar

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

"You've changed."

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Fish hunting for men.

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

The prying mantis,

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'