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"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

Curiously unashamed of his nakedness Adam takes to streaking.

"I'm in a shared room?! What kind of hole is this?"

Future Imperfect.

'This is one of the few things you still can't do off-line.'

'He's bringing cad tidings.'

'Mary, it's lonely at the top. Take out a personal ad for me.'

'Is he expecting you?'

'Stop sleeping with my boyfriend, bitch' 'But he's my husband!'

'You can't blame your investment adviser - you've been a tramp for 20 years. . .'

'No Ted, because I now look like 'The Batman' does not easy my pain!'

'Get back in the ship, Feldman. Don't ask questions.'

'I'm taking you off that banana diet, Mrs Smith!'

Man with two heads, one happy, one sad,also two pairs of arms and legs

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

Evil Financial Advisor

"If you're really worried about your weight, hu don't you eat a donut hole instead of a donut whole?"

"Baldo, doesn't it bother you to see your Tia Carmen take out the garbage?"

The begging dog

"El Cucuy refuses to leave! He can't see that this family doesn't need a bogeyman anymore!"

"Ok, Mr. Snow, let me explain the procedure."

Ineffective techniques for discussing healthcare costs with patients.

"Did you call for a Medic?"

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

What's going on here? I was just practicing a few of my moves until you got back. Grrr

The revenge of Russell

"Rocks? No - What you two need is watches."

"Something tells me this isn't the 'Good Cop'."

Thanks, Emily. That was really fun. I agree. You do? Seriously? Seriously. Show some confidence. But I

Would you convey my compliments to the fly steward? Actually, we call him "the fly wrangler."

He was a great dodgeball player. Who's in heaven now. He will be missed.

Hey. Are you really a lawyer? Yes. Good. I killed Cock Robin.

What's a hot flash?

In today's episode of Judge Armstrong a young boy is accused of stealing credit cards numbers using the computers at the cafe Armstrong owns. This court will come to order. How does the defendant plead? Innocent. Ha, ha, hee, hee, ha, ha, ha, ha. You slay me. Guilty, then? No!

The skipper never wears a hat that fits. He's always been afraid of cap-sizing!