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"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

Curiously unashamed of his nakedness Adam takes to streaking.

"I'm in a shared room?! What kind of hole is this?"

Future Imperfect.

'This is one of the few things you still can't do off-line.'

'He's bringing cad tidings.'

'Mary, it's lonely at the top. Take out a personal ad for me.'

'Is he expecting you?'

'Stop sleeping with my boyfriend, bitch' 'But he's my husband!'

'You can't blame your investment adviser - you've been a tramp for 20 years. . .'

'No Ted, because I now look like 'The Batman' does not easy my pain!'

'Get back in the ship, Feldman. Don't ask questions.'

'I'm taking you off that banana diet, Mrs Smith!'

Man with two heads, one happy, one sad,also two pairs of arms and legs

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

Evil Financial Advisor

"If you're really worried about your weight, hu don't you eat a donut hole instead of a donut whole?"

"Baldo, doesn't it bother you to see your Tia Carmen take out the garbage?"

The begging dog

"El Cucuy refuses to leave! He can't see that this family doesn't need a bogeyman anymore!"

"Ok, Mr. Snow, let me explain the procedure."

Ineffective techniques for discussing healthcare costs with patients.

"Did you call for a Medic?"

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

The revenge of Russell

"Rocks? No - What you two need is watches."

"Something tells me this isn't the 'Good Cop'."

'I love you baby.'

"I don't know if age is just gaining on me or if my adult diaper is slowing me down."

'I guess it all started the day my mom said, son, if you put your mind to it, there's nothing you can't do.'

Jeffrey's Time Machine: 'C'mon, Jeffrey...there has to be a time when people weren't so stupid and annoying.'

How do they know me so well?