Comic Spectator Gifts

Sitting Room, Standing Room Only.

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

'Ahhh...'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Billy. The Kid.

Backfire

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A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Nuts to you, too."

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

Fist Bumper Cars

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

Nun Fight.

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.