Comic Scene Admirer Gifts

Lorry driver amazed to see small boy relaxing in the sand he's delivering

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Billy. The Kid.

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Iliadette.

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

Introducing...Anagraman.

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'