Comic Relief Legalist Pillows

In and Out Trays of Mumbo and Jumbo.

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Overjumpers

Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's Malaprop Man! Malaprop Man, I hear you're fighting climate change now. Yes starting with solo panels, I'm reducing greenhouse guesses! I'm investing in buttery technology. I'm going to have windmeals. And of course, I've stopped drinking cola. Why is that? I'll have a smaller carbonated footprint!

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"Touché"

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"Trust me. Don't do it."

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

The First Printed Bible

"First, we'll look for repressed memories of malpractice suits."

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

'To err is human... but to forgive is against company policy!'

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

When Holy Cows Are Sent Out To 'Pastor'.

"Saving Lois Lane a dozen times doesn't mean you can claim her as a dependent on your taxes."

'I think my teacher has a crush on me. She's holding me back for another year.'

'No no!! Not that one... The BIG one on the top shelf!!'

My therapist cured me of using humour as a defense...these days I pack a .45.

“Rumor has it, it’s happy hour.”

Tourist in the desert

Break Glass in Case of Stress

"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."

Of course I've not dusted - You know I favour a matt finish!'

When clowns run out ammunition.

'Let's face it...We have irreconcilable differences!'

Bureau of Missing Door Knobs

'Can I see your license,please?'

"Well... that rhino horn's doing absolutely nothing for me..."

"I've changed my mind"