Comic Relief Legalist Gifts

In and Out Trays of Mumbo and Jumbo.

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Overjumpers

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"Touché"

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

The First Printed Bible

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"First, we'll look for repressed memories of malpractice suits."

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

'I think my teacher has a crush on me. She's holding me back for another year.'

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

'To err is human... but to forgive is against company policy!'

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

'No no!! Not that one... The BIG one on the top shelf!!'

My therapist cured me of using humour as a defense...these days I pack a .45.

“Rumor has it, it’s happy hour.”

Tourist in the desert

Break Glass in Case of Stress

"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."

Of course I've not dusted - You know I favour a matt finish!'

"I used to waste a lot of time explaining myself to family, friends and shrinks. Now I only explain myself to Rick."

Bureau of Missing Door Knobs

"Well... that rhino horn's doing absolutely nothing for me..."

When clowns run out ammunition.

'Can I see your license,please?'

"I don't want to alarm you, but it seems that what you have on your back may actually be my backpack."

"I've changed my mind"