"Holes in your shoes? -- Nice try, pal."
Comic Relief Consultant Gifts
Looking for a gift for a comic relief consultant? Our collection offers humorous and charming items inspired by the world of creative problem-solvers who keep the mood light. Perfect for those who bring humor to the workplace or any creative space, our products are a fun way to show appreciation for their unique sense of humor and flair for making challenging situations more bearable.
"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."
Overjumpers
'It's the report from the consultant. He says we should turn over the turnovers to improve turnover.'
Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's Malaprop Man! Malaprop Man, I hear you're fighting climate change now. Yes starting with solo panels, I'm reducing greenhouse guesses! I'm investing in buttery technology. I'm going to have windmeals. And of course, I've stopped drinking cola. Why is that? I'll have a smaller carbonated footprint!
"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."
"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."
"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"
The First Printed Bible
"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."
"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"
When Holy Cows Are Sent Out To 'Pastor'.
'I think my teacher has a crush on me. She's holding me back for another year.'
"Saving Lois Lane a dozen times doesn't mean you can claim her as a dependent on your taxes."
"The only reason I'm firing you for your suggestion is because you signed yours."
Tourist in the desert
Break Glass in Case of Stress
"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."
'I can't say I like your cavalier attitude Benson.'
Bureau of Missing Door Knobs
Of course I've not dusted - You know I favour a matt finish!'
"Well... that rhino horn's doing absolutely nothing for me..."
Gentleman, things are worse than we thought.
"I used to waste a lot of time explaining myself to family, friends and shrinks. Now I only explain myself to Rick."
'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'
'Let's face it...We have irreconcilable differences!'
'I must be getting good, because my Dad told me to go play for the neighbours!'
Cost cutting construction ideas that failed: using rhubarb instead of rebar in concrete.
'Nothing to worry about, Mr. Jenkins, some people do have a mild reaction to the flu shot!'
"Having captions above makes me feel like I'm doing grand opera."
'Sorry, but I don't think you're right for our company.'
'20 of medical opinion may change every five years...but it wont be the 20 that says smoking 20 a day and being 5 stone overweight is bad for you.'
Welcome to California. You may begin your Schwarzenegger imitation now
"After Harry was gone I started decorating the house as a distraction. It was around the time I was wallpapering the driveway that I thought I should seek grief counseling."
"It's a wheeble or some such thing, but still no sign of a deoderant."
Comic Relief Consultant Gifts Collection
Comic Relief Consultant Mugs
Discover our collection of mugs celebrating comic relief consultants—witty designs perfect for brightening any coffee break.
Comic Relief Consultant Pillows
Check out our pillows that showcase the fun and quirky side of comic relief consultants—perfect for adding personality to any space.
Comic Relief Consultant Prints
Browse prints that capture the humor and creativity of comic relief consultants—ideal for inspiring笑趣 in any environment.
Comic Relief Consultant T-Shirts
Explore our T-shirts featuring comic relief consultants—humorous, stylish, and made for those who love to bring laughter everywhere they go.