Comic Relief Researcher Gifts

When mammoths started losing their hair.

You Are Here

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Overjumpers

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's Malaprop Man! Malaprop Man, I hear you're fighting climate change now. Yes starting with solo panels, I'm reducing greenhouse guesses! I'm investing in buttery technology. I'm going to have windmeals. And of course, I've stopped drinking cola. Why is that? I'll have a smaller carbonated footprint!

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

"Touché"

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

Though Mr. Frackman had yet to say a word, Bill sensed he was about to receive a particularly lousy performance review.

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

The First Printed Bible

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

When Holy Cows Are Sent Out To 'Pastor'.

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

'To err is human... but to forgive is against company policy!'

The earlier, less publicized discovery of gravity by Corblatt.

'I think my teacher has a crush on me. She's holding me back for another year.'

"Saving Lois Lane a dozen times doesn't mean you can claim her as a dependent on your taxes."

'No no!! Not that one... The BIG one on the top shelf!!'

Comedian faces audience of clowns: 'Ooh, tough crowd.'

'I think I have aixelsyd.'

"I don't know, what do you want to do today?"

"The good news is it's brightening up..."

'You've come a long way with your anger this year. In fact, I feel that you are ready to meet a special friend of mine...'

Tourist in the desert

Break Glass in Case of Stress